What do I love about Japan?

There are no loud house parties.
The streets are generally clean.
The cops no longer stop me on my bicycle.
Bookstore owners can put books out in front of their shop and no one steals them.
Someone will usually wake you up at the last station on the Oume Line. (If you don't look drunk or homeless.)
TV. TV. TV. TV. TV.
Coco Curry shops: www.ichibanya.co.jp/menu/regular/
Women dress nicely and look after themselves in general.
Your wallet usually gets returned. It may be a bit lighter, but at least you get it back.
The older generation and their generosity.
People are fairly pragmatic.
The Samurai Drama channel.
Daytime TV: Kotae Chodai.
Beer vending machine.
The massage that you occasionally get with a hair cut.
The Starbucks invasion. Starbucks put the caffeine in coffee. Before Starbucks we had Doturu. Doturu was/is over priced weak coffee in tiny little cups and shitty sandwiches lacking ingredients. Oh, and smoky. Starbucks usually has nice sandwiches, clean air, and clean toilets.

Okay, that is the short list.